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If an honest person finds a ring in @NovantHealth #Forsyth Medical Center please get in touch with me; it may belong to someone important to me! #hospital #LostAndFound
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Gasoline engines require electricity to function. When a magnetic surface, on the flywheel, passes the magneto it creates high voltage electrical current that makes its way to the spark plug which in turn ignites the fuel-air mixture inside the cylinder.
Imagine the world without electricity
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Thought of the day: we're all related. Regardless if you're an evolutionist or creationist, we all have a common ancestor, so we're all related. That guy you hate is actually your cousin, so be kind to your cousin because you're family.
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Submitted a PR for @godotengine months before the new contributor guidelines but still got chewed out. It was for getting texture and UV info via ray intersection from a mesh instance. The community has been asking for this. Might try again with @Redot_Engine. #godot #opensource
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I've submitted a proposal for the change in redot-proposals. I would do the same for Godot but they require I fix 3 bugs first before I can contribute. #godot #redot #opensource
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My first PR was successfully merged into master! Thank you all at @Redot_Engine for being so welcoming! #opensource #redot #godot
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110% RadioShack, and I mean the old school version and not the glorified cell phone store version.
Which one are you bringing back?
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A storm came, a tree hit my house, put a hole in the roof, and then the power went out. How is your weekend going?
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I lost my job, my dog died, and now my friend moved away. I feel like my life is falling apart and nothing feels real anymore.
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Has anyone actually got a job through @JobsNowPR? I usually just get an acknowledgement and maybe a questionnaire about my citizenship status, and then silence. #jobs
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Does anyone want to make a game with me? I got ideas and prototypes but I'm not sure I'm up to doing everything by myself.
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"Can we see the Vegas sphere"? "No, we have the Vegas sphere at home." The Vegas sphere at home: @SphereVegas
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Corporate performance review logic in a nutshell
Just promoted him to Engineering Manager. Now lay him off citing not enough individual code contribution
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This is the song that started it all. You might say it launched him Off the Wall and no one could Beat It because he was so Bad because he was definitely Starting Something with Pretty Young Things and the rest is HIStory, which turned out to be a real Thriller.
Nothing topping this don’t even play with me michael had low budget chroma key technology , a tuxedo and dream.
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I've been out of a job since January and this pretty much sums of much of the advice I've been given.
"I don't get why you won't take the manager job at Panda Express. Just walk in there and give a firm handshake. That's how I got my first job."
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Objective proof that the @BurgerKing Whopper is the superior burger.
why five guys burger always look like somebody just took it out they pocket
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The original study that suggested aspartame causes cancer was at testing it with mice at 5,000mg/kg, the human equivalent of drinking 5–7 full bathtubs of Diet Coke per day
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Windows has a hidden Tetris game.
earlier windows started hallucinating monitors that don't exist and i'm still laughing so hard
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#ProjectHailMary was good but could have been better with respect to the book. We need to normalize 3 hour movies for novel based films.
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