Narrator: So it turned out that buying the worst properties in the worst markets and aggressively raising rents was not the brilliant and innovative strategy that the syndicator gurus would have had you believe it was.

“Our movement is a pursuit of a classless society, where industry and housing are provided by the government. We empower the common man by providing for each according to need, from each according to ability. It’s a revolution.” “Cool…anyway…I’ll have a medium iced coffee.”

This is the worst time to be alive as a human I’d rather die from the common cold in 1928 than be fucking soft launched

WSJ has a great birds-eye view explainer on why LAX’s horseshoe design is such a traffic nightmare for 96,000 vehicles per days. LA is doing a $30B upgrade project for the 2028 Olympics including a ~$3B “People Mover” to alleviate traffic (unsurprisingly, its behind schedule).

we literally just saw a bunch of proprietary models labs show off how much damage their models did this is like shooting a bunch of people and being like yeah look how dangerous guns are, clearly only we should have them

the guy who came out of nowhere and started going on a worldwide media tour was an op?!?

The serial arsonist says we must figure out how all these buildings ended up burned down and address it.

Now this might strike some viewers as harsh

BREAKING: Stanford University admits it used AI to transform a white male student into a black female and slim down an Asian female in a campus ad.

In America, they afford food by betting on grocery costs in a gambling app.

Real life

Every other team goes from worst case scenario to “turns out it’s only 2 weeks!” but Giants players go from “looking like it’s 2-4 weeks” to “yeah the leg actually needs to be amputated”

Taking huge advertising money from Budweiser and then fining a player $15k for pretending to drink an invisible beer just feels like regular old robbery?

The posting from the person involved in the lesbian bar saga is the most incredible account I have found. Like this if you want me to ruin my day making a super montage.

“Don't think for a second that because you are an alarmist that you are doing a social good.” This sentence is just devastating for so many intellectuals who need everybody to presume that they’re “the good people” Thank goodness we have Jensen!

boomer origin stories are always like "Finally at 35 years old I decided to get serious with my life -- fortunately there was a national shortage of hedge fund analysts"

Why does the rest of the world not follow Singapore on all this stuff? They have exceptionally low social disturbance & crime, particularly violent crime, compared to US (our homicide rate is 41x higher). Strict laws, harsh consequences, and a high certainty of enforcement work

Fuck. Look, man. I just need a little help here. Just a little subsidy to get me through the week, and I'll be good. Alright? Just this once. I'll get my shit together and I won't ask again, I promise. I mean, jesus christ man, fuck. It's not much, and you can spare it. I'm close to being done with this shit, I swear. Just subsidize demand once more, and we'll be straight. Yea...I know, I've said this before, but I'm serious now. Me and Amber Lyn, we got a good thing going and just need a little something to get us over. No man, you don't get it. Just give the kids 50k. Home prices won't adjust, so it will really make a difference. Help us stay on our feet. Goddamnit man, this is all we got, just bail us out this one more time! Cut the price? Fuck you! Do you hear yourself?! That's not the help we need. That won't work. We need real help bro. Just give out some cash for us.

If you ever wondered what Facebook is like these days, I get comments like this. Apparently, the word “marijuana” has now been cancelled by the Left.