The pre-Mao government fled to Taiwan, which now has the technology AND the human rights and they didn't need Deng renting out slave labor to stitch Nikes for the gwailo to get there. Therefore, Chang Kai-Shrek > Mao Zedonkey
Not parody.
Colonialism guided his hand to reach for the bottles of booze which he then drank. And to make matters worse, colonialism then made him get his keys and forced him to drive drunk.
I鈥檓 at a loss.