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Queens, NY
Based in United States
Replying to @JoshuaBarzon
Bread and Cheese Hollow Road and Old Two Holes of Water Road on Long Island...
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Replying to @MTA
QueensLink, please?
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Holy crap, you just helped me with today's NY Times crossword puzzle!
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Fill in this area first please
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Replying to @DisgracedProp
"Why have I never heard of Nate Bargatze?"
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If the house collapses when you cut it, then it was load-bearing.
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Replying to @yrechtman
Out on Long Island, too
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Replying to @LorentLouise
I'm somehow reminded of this...
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Replying to @rtwlz
Nice work! Although these absolutely do not rhyme on Long Island...
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Replying to @sadneytipsy
You can buy one at the U.S. Open, ordered correctly...
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Replying to @OrinKerr
Even class banners now include an ugly little circle R, which they didn't back in our day. I wonder when this changed and why?
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Replying to @shagbark_hick
There's something fishy about this map. There are vast areas of northwestern Maine that don't have even a hundred people or even towns; I can't imagine that hundreds of people are moving there.
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Replying to @maryworthhq
It would just be a typical cartoon reaction to pretty goils...
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Replying to @JakeSwearingen
Well, here's a map that clearly proves you wrong:
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Replying to @Joshstrangehill
You'd be surprised how often I can ask about my cube...
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The Simpsons even parodied this...
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Replying to @fiago7
Counterpoint: this garbage we were served in Milan:
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Replying to @MaxVelocityWX
Maine doesn't know the meaning of the word summer...
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Yeah, but back then Harvard guys knew something about life experience...
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Replying to @lukeisamazing
I love the chalkboard gag they did the following week...
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I was shocked to learn that too. Meanwhile, back on Long Island...
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Replying to @JacobAShell
They should improve it by creating an exact replica of Venice here.
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Replying to @L0m3z
When I read "kitschy boomer anthem"
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It's probably cheaper to get out at Lefferts and take a taxi to Howard Beach from there.
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Replying to @Colin_d_m
There should be more little spur lines off main lines everywhere.
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They were big in England at the time. The cool kids in America knew...
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This is very much a subway. (Sorry, New York makes the rules here.)
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This is very much a subway. Sorry, New York makes the rules hete.
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Oh, the yuppie and the plowman should be friends...
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It's been a popular plot device for ages...
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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
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Replying to @DFANewHaven
Lots of targets in the New Haven area you say?
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We were just there last week!
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Woodbury, New York on Long Island
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Replying to @jakewoolf
*laughs in Maspeth*
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Replying to @johnloeber
You sang along with buddies
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Replying to @Colin_d_m
Forgot a piece...
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